don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
drake & josh
- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
A message from Anonymous
so wario's gloves and shoes are part of his body? #illuminati #obamacare
wario is clearly a transhumanist