Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

A message from Anonymous
ur pretty

no ur pretty

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

A message from Anonymous
ur sand dunes are very dusty today, ma'am

Thanks, I try.

A message from Anonymous
beaver anus on yo mustache. mmm, taste like raspberries and butterscotch

Naturally.

A message from Anonymous
yo i'm waiting. i said, DO YOU WANT MUSTARD OR KETCHUP ON YOUR MUSTACHE

Surprise me.

A message from rebelyell101
yah well im a level 99 dragon with level 50 fire breathing perks wat about u come at me

u kno wat

ur such a nard u dnt even kno that dragons can only reech lvl 98

wat r u even on nard???

A message from theabsurdexistentialist
I'z da nardest.

i will admit, ur nardliness is up there

but u r my worldbuilding homie, so u r def 1 of the kool ones